Monday, August 26, 2013

EX-Files

That moment when you finally see your ex and their new love...


And their happiness does this to your innards...


And the new love is better looking, has a cooler job and is definitely thinner than you...


So you immediately go to the closest grocery store....

Thanks Trader Joes!

But then you realize your ex looked like shit and was that a fedora on their head?!



And you start to remember why you're exes in the first place...


And you think, It's not THAT bad being the 3rd, 5th, 7th wheel...


But you tell your friends and family and they're like, "your time is around the corner!"


So you go back to the grocery store...

Thanks Trader Joes!

1 comment:

  1. But is it better or worse when the new girl is ahem, uglier than you? Just wondering...

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