I'm A Gay Man

According to an article posted on Buzzfeed, I'm a gay man. I'm also slightly lesbian and only a tad straight female. Straight men are apparently the punchline to every "You know you're a redneck when..." joke.

With that said, I'm still looking for dating stories from both sexes from any sexual orientation, except necrophiliacs. Steve, after that doll photo you tagged me in, I'm unsure how to label you, but you owe me a story. Married people, you were once not married, remember? Non-onliners, I take anything. Even a happily ever after. So, reach out. Share. Empathize. Hands across America. We are the world. We are the single. I'm on Nyquil.